Thursday, May 29, 2008

What should I do after college


As for kitten sink’s career prospects, she should find an abbey, become a nun, and devote her attention to the ecstasy of Christ, become disillusioned by the stances of the church, write four novels and one novella, win the powerball and contend with Oprah on the topic of opening schools and setting up programs for all the people Americans speak briefly of and forget about completely in the wake of a disaster such as gas prices, make the world’s largest ball of string and be commended for her work in trying to bring all of the backwardites up to speed, once and for all. Oh, and cure diseases. And have a farm.

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