These things are pretty beautiful. This doesn't capture how green their eyes are.
When Jesse hears me talking to other girls I think all he hears is, "braaaaaaak, brak brak bock".
A joke I came up with: "The chickens are all real left wingers; every time I confront them about the state of the garden, they just say, 'Baraaaaaak', as though it's all that needs be said."
I am really good at coming up with ground-breaking jokes, by the way.